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tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.


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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)


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bi-privilege:

bisexuals are greedy. they often hoard gold, although some branch out into jewels and magical items. despite popular belief, most bisexuals do not hoard significant others, as they tend to complain about being kept in a pile and slept on. their diet consists mostly of deer and some herd animals, although this varies by location. occasionally they will eat a biphobe who has wandered into their lair. also, they breathe fire. bisexuals are dragons.


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gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT


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swampmermaids:

u keep saying john green but all i hear is “nicholas sparks lite”


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nostalgiaultra:

I’d like to firstly say I’m not against gay people but they are adapted to glide over short distances better than us and they digest foliage at an alarming rate and their bones are hollow allowing them to glide across water when given enough momentum i mean when does it stop?

As a white Cis male I can only burrow. That’s my only function. To burrow. I can also fire off my talons like projectiles but that’s not considered socially acceptable in 2013.


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flrestar:

*tips fedora* m’gneto

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Ramsay Snow being as pink as he possibly can be to prove to his Dad that he’s a real Bolton.


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valvesoftware:

tumblr: people who keep making fun of the metaphor haven’t even read the book

me: it’s a metaphor you see. you can talk about the killing thing, but you never have to read it.