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princehal9000:

Mallory Ortberg strikes again with Dirtbag Macbeth, next in her Dirtbag Shakespeare collection over at the-toast.

princehal9000:

Mallory Ortberg strikes again with Dirtbag Macbeth, next in her Dirtbag Shakespeare collection over at the-toast.


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joffri:

bOOK DAARIO IS. OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL


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i got house martell on one of those quiz things and i was upset because they hadn’t shown up yet but now i feel much better about this.

i got house tyrell (???? they’re cool but wasn’t expecting that result)

that’s awesome though, house martell are the most bad ass by far. pretty much the only reason dorne (which martell has been the ruling house in for like, ever) isn’t an independent nation is because they haven’t really made a fuss about it (yet)

when aegon targaryan took over westeros pre-series, he couldn’t get house martell to bend the knee so he just fukin gave up and let the martells continue to rule in dorne lol

this is really impressive when you realize aegon had dragons that he was using to conquer westeros

omg just wait for if and when the show introduces the sand snakes!! they’re from house martell


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oberyn martell is a bisexual middle eastern snake and i totally relate to that


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culumacilinte:

theheroheart:

culumacilinte:

whatthefoucault:

tinfoilrobot:

itsthebrigadier:

tinfoilrobot:

Imagine the Brigadier arriving at UNIT HQ one day to discover that all of his employees are sporting false mustaches.

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Jo, sporting a particularly grand sandy mustache, greets the Brig with a cheery “Good morning!” The Brig barely has time to shake his head at her when he hears the sound of a scuffle and sees Benton and Yates attempting to force a particularly silly silver ‘stache onto the upper lip of an unwilling Doctor.

You know this had to have happened.

This is a work of art. Now someone just needs to draw it.

No, this wasn’t just a one-time occurence.

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This happened frequently.

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Like, it became a bit of a thing… The Brig actually got kinda used to it.

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But then one day they realised it had all gone to far, when…

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This is a goddamn work of art. Special mention goes to Jo’s luxuriant horseshoe moustache in that second pic, and Yates’ twisty English moustache that actually makes him look villainous.

AND OF COURSE MASTER YOUR MOUSTACHE IS FULLER AND MORE HANDSOME THAN EVERYBODY ELSE’S, YOU DASHING BASTARD. Three is clearly irritated that you’ve trumped him at his own game.

Ok, and also the choice of that first picture is inspired. The Brig’s look of horrified indignation is A+


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darthandrogynous:

chlorodream:

lady-of-redemption:

He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

this is really, really important

His words are the truth we all cannot find to explain with.


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i can always tell when doctor who fans have been getting too into got/asoiaf


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cleowho:

"Ta-dah!"

As if Six is qualified to comment on Peri’s dress sense.

The Twin Dilemma - season 21 - 1984


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Eighth Doctor Adventures and genocide!

theheroheart:

EDA #1: Reference to old genocides, but nothing new.

EDA #2: Eight murders a group of vampires.

EDA #3: Eight accidentally commits (painful, terrible) genocide of a whole spaceship filled with Zygons.

EDA #4:

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